Today a plane flying from London to somewhere in America was diverted to somewhere else in America by fighter jets. Why? Because of an 'agitated' woman carrying a screwdriver and matches.

Does this seem a bit dissproportionate to anyone? I can see the threat-o-meter logic now:

Screwdriver + maches + agitation = Scramble the Jets!

Not to mention the fact that with all the heightned security hoo-haa, she still managed to get a screwdriver onto the plane, it isn't exactly made of plastic, if you get my drift.