Zoolander's Law

"If a Google search is used to settle an argument and the work of one of the two parties is returned in the top ten results, then that party is seen to have won the argument."

The name derives from a line in the movie Zoolander
"You think I don't know what a eugoogly is?!"

eugoogly: (yoo-goog-lee) n: eu - Ancient greek "good", googly - Of or relating to Googling, literal translation: "the good Google"